Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Guide to Surviving your First Migraine: AKA What would Edward Cullen do

I remember my first migraine with crystal clarity. It was scary. I didn't know what was happening. This blog post was designed to help you (a little bit) as you experience your first migraine.

Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor. I know nothing about your specific case. This is a comedy blog that mains to make pain a little easier to bear. Go to your doctor for all medical advice. 
Okay now that that is out of the way: All you really need to know when you get your first migraine or really bad headache is : What would Edward Cullen do?

Critical: Go to a dark quiet room. Step 1. 

 This will change everything. You'll sigh and thank me as your pounding painful forehead is chilled to oblivion
 I like to listen to movie I know well since my head will be in a cocoon of ice packs. My top movies:
1. Twilight New Moon (obviously)
2. You've got Mail
3. Decoy Bride
4. An Affair to Remember
I have large chunks of these movies memorized...

 Ehhhh It's better than eating people I guess. Chocolate shakes are my life saver. A Coke is also a good route. Caffeine and sugar help.

Alice says it so it has to be true. Unless you are the kind of person that hangs out with werewolves...

Feel better, my friend.

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